it wasn't lemon gatorade
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
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Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
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he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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