It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
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Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
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guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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