She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I intend to get homeless drunk
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
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Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
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i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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