there was a trapeze. enough said
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
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some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
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How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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