im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
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I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
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I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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