I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
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The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
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I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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