So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
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I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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