you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
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Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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