I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
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My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
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I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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