This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
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You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
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Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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