do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
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I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
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Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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