Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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