fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
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i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
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False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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