My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
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He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
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