the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
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Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
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Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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