i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
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Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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