Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
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