Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
this just has baby written all over it
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
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My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
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almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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