I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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