talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
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You kept calling me your small dog last night.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
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I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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