At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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