Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
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FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
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I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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