Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
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You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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