Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
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I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
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Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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