I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
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he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
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Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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