dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
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k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
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She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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