I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
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New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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