i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
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she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
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Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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