i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
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Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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