Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
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im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
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She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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