I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
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I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
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i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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