he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
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woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
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I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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