it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
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this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
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You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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