And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
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What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
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He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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