I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
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I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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