4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
one might say we're banned from that church
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
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Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
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I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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