I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
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her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
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We left an ass print on the piano.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Someone stole a lamp last night.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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