was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
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Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
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GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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