People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
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Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
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dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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