kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
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You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
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It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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