you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
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Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
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Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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