no. you can't hotbox the world.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
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This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
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I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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