They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
its not stalking. its research.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
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You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
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That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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