yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
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I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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