my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
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There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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