so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
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my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
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rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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