i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
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Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
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Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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