Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
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Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
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i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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