y did u give ur computer a hand job?
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
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Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
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I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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