Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
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College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
BRING THE BAGELS
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Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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